Observacíon #18

Apparently Spain has its own version of Robert Pattinson:  Jon Kortajarena.

My opinion?  Upgrade.

Observacíon #17

A lot of women wear huge fur coats here.

And me without my can of red paint...

(joke, joke,  joke)

Sarcasm

If you don't know Spanish...don't try to joke with a waiter.  It won't work.

Observacíon #16

Apparently in Spain the Don't Walk signs at crosswalks are merely suggestions.

Observacíon #15

Normally women have all the options for hairstyles.  What can a boy do? Long, buzzed, faux hawk?


Not in Spain.  Popular among the young men are loooooooong dreadlocks to their butts with the sides of their head shaved.  (This also appears in reverse...long dreads on the side and shaved in back.)  It is the strangest version of a mullet I  have ever seen.  My senora calls the dreadlocks "rastas."  Among the younger male crowd I have noticed wear their hair sticking straight up! About 4 inches with the tips bleached white.  Basically it's uber attractive.

Observacíon #14

Cats like to be in trees.  Apparently anytime in America we call on the Firemen to get those cats down, we are depriving them of their natural habitat.

Observacíon #13

The Asian Convenience.

It turns out that the cheapest food here is the Japanese and Chinese food!  And the best place to eat after all the tapas bars close? Clearly an Asian convenient store.  Thank goodness for the many cultures of Spain.  :)